Alan Coren

add to notebook
get quotes on image

Born Monday 27 June 1938, died Thursday 18 October 2007

Professions: Journalist, Writer

Nationality: British

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Words: both, national, products, snow, chocolate, melt, cuckoo, clock, invented, solely, order, give, tourists, something, solid, remember
add quote to my notebook
create quote image

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Words: television, more, interesting, people, standing, corner, room
add quote to my notebook
create quote image

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Words: wonder, sometimes, manufacturers, foolproof, items, keep, fool, two, payroll, test, things
add quote to my notebook
create quote image

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

Words: act, God, designation, all, insurance, policies, means, roughly, insured, accidents, likely, happen
add quote to my notebook
create quote image

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

Words: democracy, consists, choosing, dictators, after, told, think, want, hear
add quote to my notebook
create quote image