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Born Friday 20 January 1956

Professions: Actor, Author, Comedian

Nationality: American

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Filter author quotes by word: people (9), think (8), country (5), every (3), more (5), said (4), right (5), will (5), kids (3), Bush (4)

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

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The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

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It's all been satirized for your protection.

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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.

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