Born Tuesday 11 September 1917, died Monday 22 July 1996
Things on the whole are much faster in America; people don't 'stand for election', they 'run for office.'
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.