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You have to make peace with yourself. The key is to find the harmony in what you have.
When I first went to prison, I was even questioning where, God, where are you?
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.
The most important questions in life can never be answered by anyone except oneself.
Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail.
They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal.
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.